February 2012
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just imagine sex with robert smith… i bet he’s a total animal omg. and what must his moans sound like jkdshfsdkfgjkdfgjhsdfvbhjsdfvshjvfesjidhbkjdhbfsdkfbv gaaaaaaah. that is the sound of sexual frustration.
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i get genuinally really irritated if a guy calls a woman like scarlett johansson, for example, ‘fit’. just no. she is not ‘fit’, she is beautiful.
today i realised just how full my area is of chavs and wannabe chavs and criminals. why do i live in such a shithole
‘you must be from ireland because every time i see you, my dick is Dublin’
i can’t help but think i would be happier in life if i had a friend called mike hunt
my school is actually really bad omg. i’ve finished my core science gcse now (providing i don’t have to retake anything which we’ll have to see later) and we’ve just started additional science. so i basically have 2 months to learn and take a whole other gcse on a subject i’m not even that good at. great. not only that but the things we’ve just started learning...
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it was either the drummer or the guitarist for aerosmith who wrote an autobiography not long ago and said that he tried anal sex once to see how it was but decided it wasn’t for him. kudos to him for being honest
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the most sexually frustrating blog ever
just ARRGHGDJGCJKDGJCFSFCFVC MJV…DJOCGHB
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i really need to stop morphing pictures of me with hot celebrities to see what our children would look like, it’s getting a tad stalkerish now
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ugh fuck off mini, i want to go to australia way more than you -___-
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
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YAY YAY YAYYY MY RICH IS BACK :’3
If maths was a person, I’d tell them ‘I’ve been seeing english behind your back for 11 years and we’re in love’. Then whack them multiple times with a hammer
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Casually arriving home to find your sister is singing what she says is the indian version of someone like you. ‘never mind I’ll find a curry like balti, I wish nothing but poppadums for you’
so i made a dailybooth out of boredom. →